Welcome to the epicenter of savings, confusion, and possibly enlightenment.
This is Mark Wilson’s Verizon Discounts. We’re hosted on GitHub Pages because Squarespace said we were too beautiful.
Hi, I’m Mark. I’m just a humble discount prophet wandering the digital wilderness, offering allegedly unbelievable Verizon savings to the deserving masses. If you’re a student, a veteran, or just someone with a vague understanding of HTML, you’ve come to the right place.
mark-wilsons-verizon-discounts – Config files and markdown spells that hold the secret sauce.mark-wilsons-verizon-discounts.github.io – The actual site. The temple. The digital coupon cathedral.lol – A shrine of 5,854 empty commits. Each one a whisper of meaninglessness. Each one a prayer.mark-wilsons-verizon-discounts.github.io
We are not just a website. We are not just a discount. We are an experience. A feeling. A slightly broken static site that may or may not give you 165% off your Verizon bill.
Come for the deals. Stay for the weirdness. Tell your friends. Or don’t. We’ll find them.
Open an issue. Create a pull request. Sacrifice a comment to the lol repo. Everything is welcome. Nothing is real.
“’Tis a very nice website. Near infinite discounts!” – เจสัน สมิธ, Enlightened User